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The old man was critically ill. He called his lawyer. I want to become a lawyer, he said. How much for a quickie law degree?
About $55,555, the lawyer said, But why bother?
That's my business. Get me the course.
Four days later the lawyer delivered the new law degree. Suddenly the old man was wracked with fits of coughing, and it was clear the end was near.
Please, before it's too late, said the lawyer, Tell me why you wanted a law degree now?
As he breathed his last , the old man whispered, One less lawyer.

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Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers and started putting them on.
The second lawyer looked at him and said, You're crazy! You'll never be able to outrun that bear!
I don't have to, the first lawyer calmly replied. I only have to outrun you.

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A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?
Of course not, dear. replied the mother, Why would you think that?
The tombstone back there said 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'

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